I SURVIVED THE ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE!!!

So as we all know the world didn't end on December 21st. BUT, that only happened because I slayed all of the zombies before they got to you.{please hold the applause till the end of the post;]} Y'know it pays off growing up with three brothers. Anyway, here are the things I did to slay them and save all of you:




                                 FIRST: I made them listen to Afro Circus for 10 hours.
                                 SECOND: I threatened to take away their T.V. privileges.        
                                 THIRD: I made them take care of Ella all day WITHOUT any Bubble Guppies.
                                  FOURTH: I made them look at themselves in the mirror!
                                  FIFTH: I grabbed the only thing I could find: SOAP! And I made them shower 'cuz
                                  they were stinking up the whole earth!
                                       
                                      I KNOW SHOCKING RIGHT? NO? YOU DON'T THINK SO?
                                      Wow you really need to get out more.